Out of the mouth of Mason

You just never know what "The Mase" will say next... here are some classics:

• "Mom, leave me alone. Fly away on an airplane" ouch, that one hurt




• Mason to Dr.: "You are not Dr. Dicarlo." Dr.: " No, I am Dr. Pilla". Mason: " Hello, I am Mason Robert Malecki, but my dad calls me Junior".




• Mason to Dr. when up on the check up table : " I know how to do all this, I am a Dr. at home".




• Mason to nurse when getting XRAYS: "I am ready to say cheese for my picture, but there is no printer...HOW can you take my picture with no printer"?




• Mason after eating a messy dinner, using his hands as cars to drive around the table while I clean up... Me: "Mason, lets wash your hands." Mason: "These are racecars mom". Me: "oh, ok." Mason: "Please put my cars through the carwash". *my personal favorite*




• Baxter, coming over and sniffing Mason's face. Mason to Baxter: "Bax, stop stinking up my face". "Mom, Bax smells like poop".




• EVERY time Mason enters his classroom at school, he stands in the middle of the classroom and yells out "I came back, kids!"




• Whenever someone comes over house, he greets them at the door and asks " do you have a present for me"?




• Mase: "Mom, Baxter pushed me off the couch". Me: "Thats impossible, Baxter is on the end of the couch sleeping. Not to mention he has no hands to perform a push". Mase: "Oh yeah, then I fell off the couch, mom."
• "Hey Mom, you look like a dung beetle".




• "Mom, I fell out of my bed this morning and said OH NUTS"




• After taking a rare nap, I say to Mason "Did you have any nice dreams?" He says "Yes, mommy, I was dreaming about you". thats my boy




• One morning after picking up Mason from school our convrsation. "Mason, what did you do at school today"? Mase:" I got a time out". Me "Oh no, why did you get a time out"? Mase: "Because I yelled at a girl and took her toy". Me: "That is not what i was hoping to hear Mason. Well, did you learn anything at school today"? Mase" Yup, I learned how to be nice".




• Mason asking me what all of his grandparents names are....in response to his Mia's name: "Patti is not her name". Me: "Yes it is, Mason". Mase: "I don't want Patti to be Mia's name, lets giver her a new one". Still waiting on the rename ;)
  

*More to follow as he is constantly entertaining me *